if you start reading this you must finish it...if your not going to finish dont start please. Thankyou. :)

Sceptical, at first, I brought you home and woke you up. I introduced myself to you and slowly got to know you. You were pretty hard to get used to at first I mean lets just say, we didn,t talk much at first I had to get to know you. I was shy and didn't have a lot of friends at first and so we spent a lot of quite nights together not saying much but it was nice. I mean you were there and that made me feel safe like just in case I ever needed someone to talk to I had you and it was really nice....slowly we started going out together, introducing ourselves to that girl over there or this girl you were intrigued. You were always the one with the memory and with you with me I could be the one spitting game for us and you were the one that would get remember the face and the name and get the digits. We were unstoppable. Then we started meeting too many people. So many Random ass people. okay there's John who plays basketball we will remember him as bball John and that's the guy that really likes tacos! What should we we call him? How about taco john? perfect! Then we started giving our number away to other people. The guy that really wants to start that sweet band project or the one girl you talked to who really wanted you to take her to that afterhours out by clinton lake after the bar closed. Then they started calling and of course I don't want to talk to these people. You talk to them! Just take a message I will talk to you them later. Ugh I know I know I need to call them back. Just get off my fucking back! We both new that there was no longer an "us." I couldn't stand the site of you. And the biggest problem with the whole thing is that you are always around. DAY! NIGHT! YOUR THERE! I mean I don't want to hurt your feelings but Cant you just shut up? seriously. I know I need to call my mother but she will call back I promise. So quit nagging me. The bills will still be there tomorrow! I....listen I hate to say this but sometimes I wish I never met you and other times I want to throw you against a wall....ODE TO MY FUCKING CELL PHONE.